OT: Are you a fan of a TV show?


And if so, are you a part of the fandom?

Affairs Magazine are looking for writers who are fans of TV shows with fandoms. So if you want to write about your favorite TV show and be a part of a fun team of writers/fans please join us.

The magazine started almost a year ago, and we have been fortunate enough to already have gotten a few interviews as well as being contacted by publishers about reviewing tie-in books. But we want to do more!

We work in teams. So one team covers one TV show, but a writer can be a member of more than one team if they want to and feel they have the time.

We currently have the following teams/TV shows:

Supernatural – 3 writers

Leverage – 1 writer

The Vampire Diaries – 1 writer

Fandom Fashion (cross fandom team, which covers fashion on the shows and the actors) – 1 writer

If you want to join one of the existing teams, you can, just let me know.

If you are a fan of a show that isn’t covered, and you want to lead a team covering that show, you can do that too. Just let me know. :-)

If you are interesting in joining us, having fun, and perhaps get to interview people connected to you favorite TV show, or if you just have any questions, please send me an email at: line @ affairsmagazine.com


I hope to hear from some of you, and please feel free to repost this in your own journal or anywhere else, and help me spread the word. :-)



Fan Fiction Archive!! Yay!

So, some of you may know that I run a multi-fandom fan fiction archive.

It was called All Fan Fiction Haven (Which sucks).

There was a database problem, which meant that everything was lost, and I mean everything. Sucks, but there you go.

I now have it up and running again, and this time under a new name! :-)

It is now called Fan Fiction Portal, and it’s an archive where anything goes!

So if you have some fics, I’d love it if you would honor me by uploading them to the site! :-)

And if there isn’t a category for your particular fic, let me know and I’ll make it ASAP!

Here’s the address: http://fanficportal.perfect-bloom.com

Oh and tell all your friends!!! :-)


In other news, I’m also working on making an archive dedicated solely to Spike/Dean fan fiction. I will let you all know when that is ready!


Challenge Fic: Once Upon A Time In Paris (Orlando Bloom/OFC – Rated NC-17 – Part 2 of 2)

Title: Once Upon A Time In Paris

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Orlando Bloom/OFC

Author’s Note: This is slightly AU. :-)

Disclaimer: I don’t own Orlando Bloom. This is completely made up. That means fiction, people!

Feedback: I’d love some. I’m a complete feedback whore, and I’m not too proud to beg!

The Challenge:

Fandom:  Orlando Bloom   

Pairing (if any):  Orlando/OFC

Location:  anywhere

Three objects to be included: an Audrey Hepburn calendar, whiskey, the soundtrack to a musical

Any other specifics you want included: can't think of any


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Challenge Fic: Once Upon A Time In Paris (Orlando Bloom/OFC – Rated PG – Part 1 of 2)

Title: Once Upon A Time In Paris

Rating: PG for now.

Pairing: Orlando Bloom/OFC

Author’s Note: This is slightly AU. :-)

Disclaimer: I don’t own Orlando Bloom. This is completely made up. That means fiction, people!

Feedback: I’d love some. I’m a complete feedback whore, and I’m not too proud to beg!

The Challenge:

Fandom:  Orlando Bloom   

Pairing (if any):  Orlando/OFC

Location:  anywhere

Three objects to be included: an Audrey Hepburn calendar, whiskey, the soundtrack to a musical

Any other specifics you want included: can't think of any


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Are You A Writer? Want To Earn A Little Money?

Hey All!
Some of you may know that I am the creator/editor-in-chief of a new online magazine called Affairs Magazine.
We are currently looking for people to join our staff. Specifically we are looking for writers for our news section in both music, movies and TV. We also need at least one gossip columnist, as well as at least one fashion writer.
If you are good at making graphics, we also have a place for you on staff!
You will get paid for the work you do for the magazine. It's not a lot, since I'm currently paying out of my own pocket. Only 0.25 cents per word, but as we get more money from advertising and such, you will get paid more.
If you are interested in joining our staff, send me an email, where you include a little about yourself, what position you are applying for, as well as a sample of your writing.
Feel free to tell your friends about this too. :-)
Line Salomonsen
Affairs Magazine
Follow Affairs on Twitter @affairsmagazine
Be a Facebook Fan: http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/Affairs-Magazine/133569760005075


Drunk!Fic: "Slightly Delirious" (written for orlijah_month)

Title: "Slightly Delirious"

illuins_lair </span>

Como Agua Para Chocolate, para siempre... Teh Prettyiness of Pretty. Light Versus Dark... oh thou cerulean sky.. (wtf nevermind) =P

Lipgloss. Peanuts. Jellybeans. Abuse of the word Tequila & muses´ love for the word “Fuck”.

PG13 for tequila- kisses and too high bar counters.

None of the people mentioned herein have absolutely never been drunk IRL. And if they have, I will not know how fun that would be. *cries*  Thing is; I don´t know if Liv fancies Gabbana, if Dom likes to play with straws, if Elijah has a secret list, If Ian feels young, If Billy has measured the height of a bar, or if Orlando ever had jellybean-legs. Clearly; I don´t know shit, except maybe the joys and trials of tequila. The rest is a glorious lie with the purpose to shamelessly entertain feed ev0l & pervy fangirls with innocent!actor´s public personas. What? Other people watch soap operas damnit!

Liv has heels. Dom is not Jimi Hendrix. Orlando has logistic issues. Elijah drinks everything almost once. Billy can´t juggle. Ian is neither really young nor really arrogant.

And the last thing anyone is going to remember;  is the tequila-race. Right?

lisabellex   - who kicked my ass or I would have buried myself in bitten nails. *squishes & thanks*</span>

Any grammatical errors and crossinvented-sliced!up words belongs to the drunkards appearing in this story. I´m innocent! Since everyone in their own state of mind drove me completely nutz with their twists and takes on a complete shitfaced evening a long time ago, they´ll have to share the grammar-burden. (They are all still slightly hangover´d btw). Hallelujah.

Weird things happen these days and I blame it all on the damn tequila and too much Orlijah-goodies to taste this month! STOP DISTRACTING ME!  (Also, I´m so tired of the tequila-word right now that I´m considering never drink it again. The real one, not the word. On the other hand that might be to go too far.)

I´m having a headdesk-relationship with my writings for orlijah_month   --->> *This* initially started out to be a First!Kiss-drabble from where it very early on clearly took the shape of a non-drabble instead (just to piss me off) and refused to cooperate until it now has found its place – purring, in the bootylicious Dance!Orlijah- prompt #22. Not that there is much actual dancing going on, but yeah. Peace is achieved. Oh-yay! Drunk!Fic =D

Please Click for a bit of deliriousness!

Fic: "Specks Of Dust" - (TIME: Minutes)

Title: “Specks Of Dust”

Author: illuins_lair

Fandom: Lotrips/rpf  (Gen for now, possible slash later on.)

Character: Orlando

Rating: PG

Summary: During a 5 minutes-break Orlando takes a little trip in his chair. The quirky one.

Disclaimer: This is not real. It can´t be because I have no real access to Orlando´s brain. (Really) Even if we played Monopoly I couldn´t possibly earn any money from it. I don´t intend to harm anybody. Everything mentioned herein is made up by fangirlish dust-particles aka *plotbunnies and has no connection to real life; such as places, people, furniture, or specks of dust. All lies and wicked fantasies. If you believe in them, you should probably look for some counselling.

(*no plotbunnies were hurt in the process)

Beta: L´Eminence doylebaby Teh Almighty Prompt-Princess who dragged me into this and made me write weird little things again! *adores and sends the Orli/Sean/Hugh-boychoir*

(When this was beta´d and pretty much done though, I was bunny-attacked and the little Orli-muse just wouldn´t shut up on me. Thus some!more was added so the final outcome is to blame on me. And then I´ll pass the blame onto the muses and so on. Savvy? i.e. If the grammar-police feel obliged to arrest me, please do so. I like uniforms. And editing.)

A/N: Written for Prompt Table#4: TIME#02. Minutes at 12_stories

A/N 2: This can be read as a stand-alone. Though, it is possible *snerk* that it will take part in a series.

(For further notes; see post.)

Let The Wind Blow..

OT: Looking for writers/editors for new Journal

Hey all,

So, I've started a journal.

The Girly Journal for Girls (Couldn't think of a better name...lol), and now I'm looking for girly girls, or girly women, who are interested in writing articles for the journal.

It will be on a strictly volunteer basis (unless it becomes so popular that people actually wanna advertise on it, which would then mean we might be able to get paid, lol)

What I want are:

- People who are interested in writing reviews, whether it be TV shows, movies, music, book or whatever.

- People who want to write essays discussing topics they find interesting, and it can be pretty much anything.

- People who can come up with great ideas for other things we can have on the journal.

The possibilities are endless.

So if you, or a friend of yours, is interested in doing a little writing, please contact me at

line @ perfect-bloom.com and let me know what you are interested in doing. :-)

I hope to hear from some of you! And please feel free to spread the word about this journal.

This is the address for it: http://girly.perfect-bloom.com

Orlando Bloom

Her Birthday Surprise

Hey I wrote this fic a while back and it is my first short fic.
So please read and comment please. I need to know if I am doing good and where do I need to improve.

Her Birthday Surprise
By Patricia Kellogg

One chilly morning in October, he came early to her house to
surprise her with breakfast. He slipped into her front door without
making a sound. It didn't surprise him to find her still sleeping
soundly. He loved to watch her sleep. She reminded him of an angel,
glimmering and peaceful. He gently bent over her, pulled a strand of
hair out of her face, and kissed her forehead. He left her there to
go prepare breakfast.

After changing into clothes to cook in, because he knew that he
couldn't make it through cooking one meal without getting it all over
his clothes, he swiftly and quietly got to work on making her
favorite breakfast.

About one hour after he arrived, she slowly started to arouse to
the smells of her favorite coffee, caramel mocha, smoky bacon, fried
eggs, freshly squeezed orange juice, and freshly baked biscuits. She
opened her clear, bright blue eyes as the sun shimmered through the
taupe blinds. She quietly lifted the crimson red down feather
comforter and matching top sheet and tiptoed across her bedroom and
cracked the door open. When she peeked out the door, she sight that
she saw took her breath away. He was working tirelessly just to make
her her favorite breakfast in bed.

"I must be the luckiest woman in the world" she thought. She
could see the absolute love in his chocolate brown eyes. She saw him
starting to put the final touches on the tray.

"Okay. All set. Now, time to go change and then," he turned and
spoke to the tray, "you are going to the most beautiful woman in the
world." He turned and headed for the guest bathroom to change back
into the outfit he had worn earlier.

While he was changing, she stared in awe of what she had just
seen. Lost in her own little world, until she heard the guest
bathroom door come open. Suddenly jerked back to reality, she shut
the door and jumped back into her bed. She was so exited she did her
best to pretend to be asleep.

After returning to the kitchen in the black sweater that she
bought for him, his favorite pair of blue jeans, and a pair of simple
black dress shoes, he quickly turned back around to go back to the
guest bathroom. He had forgot to do a few things while he was there
before. He put on a couple of quick sprays of his favorite cologne,
made sure that his mahogany brown curls weren't flying everywhere,
and made sure that the newest charm on his necklace could easily be
seen. It was a small silver butterfly charm that she had just bought
him last week. He knew it wasn't the most manly charm she could have
bought him, but she picked it because butterflies are her favorite
and she wanted him to have a small token to keep with him to remind
him of her. He told her that he didn't need anything to remind him
of her because she was always on his mind. He kissed the charm
before he laid it back down on his chest. Before he left the guest
bathroom the second time, he double checked his face to make sure
that there wasn't anything on it.

He returned to the kitchen to get the tray and head for her
room. He knocked on the door this time. She pretended to stretch
and yawn. He opened the door and said "Surprise! Happy birthday,
Love!" She smiled from ear to ear .

"Mmmm. Is all that for me?" She asked.

Putting on the most innocent looking face, he said, "Well, I was
hoping we could share. It is an awful lot of food." She giggled at
the face he made. He sat the tray down over her lap as she sat up in
her bed. They spent the next half of an hour feeding each other and
talking about the last few days because he had been out of town. "I
brought presents!" he said as he ran out of the room and back just a
quickly with 4 big gift bags.

"Honey, you really didn't have to," she said in a soft and sweet
voice, "but, I'm really happy that you did." As she opened each
gift, he told her the story of how and why he selected each
purchase. When she was done oohing and aahing over gifts, she
pulled him close to her and whispered, "This has been the best
birthday morning ever. Thank you." Then she kissed him.
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ADMIN: The Website is now Multifandom!

Hey all!

Just wanted to let you all know that the website is now multifandom. Reconstruction is finished and people have already started uploading different fics! *g* So if you have any fics you want to share, feel free to upload, if there isn't a category fitting your fic, let me know and I'll make it for ya! *g*


Oh yeah...the website is now called: The All Fan Fiction Haven. Any suggestions for a better name would be much appreciated! lol